Paul Mooney: On Wesley Snipes | Paul Mooney | Jokes.com

a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z
Paul Mooney Jokes
Paul Mooney: On Wesley Snipes
Get another Paul Mooney Joke »
He's black. If you were on a bus, you'd miss your stop looking at him. Come on, that brother's dark. If he was on your motorbike, the police would stop you and give you a ticket for tinted windows. That brother's black -- Wesley's black! He would leave handprints on coal.
Filed Under: pop culture (850),  ethnic (533),  Paul Mooney (8)
Posted: 04/17/94

Paul Mooney - White People

White people have gone crazy.

Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 9,506

Paul Mooney - Black and White

Why are white people so obsessed with bringing things back from the dead?

Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (870), observational (364)

Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 9,000

Paul Mooney - White Guilt

Paul enjoys Sandra Bernhard's lips.

Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (870), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,916

Paul Mooney - Darkman

Paul sues Hollywood.

Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (870), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,239

Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer

Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.

Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (870), food (719)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,403

Paul Mooney - History

Don't let white history lie to you.

Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (870), work/office (459)

Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 9,440

Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,890

Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

Tags: Don Reed (3), ethnic (870), dating (786)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,285

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

Tags: Dean Edwards (2), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 2,773

Kumail Nanjiani - Hey Kumar

It's very tricky to try and be racist towards white people.

Tags: Kumail Nanjiani (14), ethnic (870), movies (293)

Posted: 04/29/11
Views: 9,237