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I've just ended this relationship
with this woman. I think the chemistry was all wrong -- she blew up.
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 569
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 850
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
Tags: Tim Young (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,743
Tony Brown - Perfect People
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Tags: Tony Brown (2), men/women (1003), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 172
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,829
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 612
Dan Mintz - Standing Ovation
A standing ovation is not the best way to honor someone in a wheelchair.
Tags: Dan Mintz (5), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 855
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