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I've just ended this relationship
with this woman. I think the chemistry was all wrong -- she blew up.
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,248
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,285
Myq Kaplan - Squares or Rectangles
Myq Kaplan won't go out with anyone who doesn't understand the set/subset relationship.
Tags: Myq Kaplan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/29/10
Views: 23,676
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
Tags: Tim Young (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 11,591
Tony Brown - Perfect People
Someday you'll be able to buy a spouse at a mall and trade it in for a new one if it breaks.
Tags: Tony Brown (2), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 661
Jon Lajoie - Swallowed All That Toothpaste
Instead of promoting his Comedy Central Presents special, Jon Lajoie tests out some new material.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 25,897
Carlos Mencia - Honesty
Women, be honest about men.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (56), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 135,125
Rudy Rush - Break Ups
Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 15,970
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 14,565
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 10,350
