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Paul Gilmartin: SUV With a Flag
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People that drive a gas-guzzling SUV and they put a flag on it -- that's like a whore wearing a rosary.
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Posted: 05/27/04

Paul Gilmartin - The Threat

Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.

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Paul Gilmartin - Take No Chances

The FBI is here to freak us out.

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Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.

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Paul Gilmartin - Competition

A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.

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In high school, Val Kappa was voted class clown.

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To cut costs, the DMV is now doing group photos.

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Big tires are a guy thing.

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Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.

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Doug Benson - Driving Alone

Doug can't stand personalized license plates.

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