Paul F. Tompkins Jokes
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Paul F. Tompkins: Self-conscious About Appearance
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People get self-conscious about the
way they look, but here's the thing you gotta do: change the perspective. Think about it. Whenever I feel bad about the way I look, I consider that, on a daily basis, all I ate is fried meat, about half a case of beer and a carton of cigarettes. So, then, I should look a lot worse.
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 918
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
Roger Rittenhouse - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones should wear shirts.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 170
Paul F. Tompkins - Picky Eaters
The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,374
Tom Shillue - Like Dad
Dads can tuck their pants in anywhere.
Tags: Tom Shillue (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 799
Kevin Meaney - Big Tan
Kevin's putting on weight for the summer.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,043
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 812
Kathy Griffin - Get Your Groove On
Kathy will have her groove on.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (6), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 7,635
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 936
Evan Davis - Contact Lenses
There's no sneaking up on the eye.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 236
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