Paul F. Tompkins Jokes
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I do not understand why
people write letters to magazines. It accomplishes nothing; it's pointless. [If] you want to see your name in print that bad, write on a piece of paper and look at it: 'Ah, there it is. Just as I always dreamed.'
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,454
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,574
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,797
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), audience interaction (300)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 7,167
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,427
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,312
Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy
The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), music (710)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,188
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,923
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (326)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,096
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