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Paul F. Tompkins Jokes
Paul F. Tompkins: Had to Be There
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If something is inherently funny, it's relatable after the fact. Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.
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Posted: 03/13/02

Paul F. Tompkins - Awesome Job

Paul F. Tompkins suspects that people are making fun of him.

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Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 395

Paul F. Tompkins - New Dads

New dads can be the worst.

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Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 6,195

Paul F. Tompkins - Made a Mistake

Paul F. Tompkins gets drunk three hours before his party starts.

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Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 21,240

Paul F. Tompkins: Terrifying Dogs

The concept of "alright" never includes fangs.

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Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle

Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,798

Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy

The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), music (485)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 10,533

Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank

The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 6,721

Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich

Working in show business brings in a lot of money.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,811

Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping

Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)

Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 9,977

Paul F. Tompkins - Phone Lover

Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)

Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 5,325