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Paul Dillery: Recurring Nightmare
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I have this nightmare all the time where I'm on a dark country road. There's this big man with a knife, and I'm chasing him. Scary, 'cause I know when I catch him, he's gonna kill me.
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Posted: 05/23/94

Paul Dillery - Scary at Night

Vaporizers make strange sounds at night.

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Posted: 05/23/94
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Paul Dillery - Sleep

Paul has trouble sleeping.

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Gabriel Iglesias - Keep the Noise Down

What goes around comes around.

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Last night's audience was kind of scary.

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Paul Dillery - Work

Paul has trouble lying on job applications.

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Jeff Cesario - The Good China

As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.

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Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.

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Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations

Re-dreaming never works.

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Kevin Meaney - Snoring

Kevin Meaney's wife hates it when he snores.

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