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When I go to other
countries... I sort of think of myself as an ambassador insofar as I don't want to be a typical American douchenozzle. And getting thrown out of the Anne Frank house, that's it -- I mean, you've won the douchenozzle sweepstakes.
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,172
Patton Oswalt - God Bless America
War reporters hate mayonnaise on their sandwiches.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), Iraq (1070), media (640)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,248
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (463)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 915
Becky Pedigo - Pushed Around in Italy
Walking around Rome is like boarding a flight on Southwest.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Premium Blend (750), America (446)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 442
Kyle Grooms - Water
Kyle Grooms wishes he'd thought of bottled water.
Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,163
Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans
It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.
Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), America (446), death (315)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,182
Kevin Nealon - State of the Union
Kevin Nealon thinks things in America are great.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,123
Arj Barker - Australia
Arj Barker explains the difference between American and Australian comforts.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 1,797
Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (593), movies (549)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 277
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sports (618), America (446)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,799
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