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Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
War reporters hate mayonnaise on their sandwiches.
We're at war, apparently.
Walking around Rome is like boarding a flight on Southwest.
Kyle Grooms wishes he'd thought of bottled water.
It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.
Kevin Nealon thinks things in America are great.
Arj Barker explains the difference between American and Australian comforts.
Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
