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Patton Oswalt: Ambassador When Traveling
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When I go to other countries... I sort of think of myself as an ambassador insofar as I don't want to be a typical American douchenozzle. And getting thrown out of the Anne Frank house, that's it -- I mean, you've won the douchenozzle sweepstakes.
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Posted: 09/03/99

Patrice O'Neal - Being American

Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.

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