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Porn e-mailers: if you're out
there -- I know there's eight of you here -- please spell check your porn emails before you spam me. I know that I'm going to get porn emails forever -- I'm OK with that -- but just spell check them because I'm super OCD and I'll read something until it makes sense. And I don't want to waste 15 minutes going, 'Why does a Mexicorn duke want to slow-bur on my pens?'
Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), ethnic (797)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 8,706
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), music (401)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 29,768
Patton Oswalt - I Hate
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), health (567), technology (190)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 98,304
Patton Oswalt - Porn Spam
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), TV (407)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 12,531
Patton Oswalt - Liquor Ads
Winos drink because it's Tuesday.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), alcohol (435)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 4,569
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), dating (692)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 10,294
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1059), kids (686)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 60,213
Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again
Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), TV (407), movies (242)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 5,981
Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex
Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 1,068
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1059), work/office (390)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,086
