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If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
We're at war, apparently.
Dave Burbank founds Burbank.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
