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Patton Oswalt Jokes
Patton Oswalt: Moving America Forward
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We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
Filed Under: sex (2434),  insults (1669),  news & politics (632)
Posted: 12/04/04

DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009

If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 29,768

Patton Oswalt - War

We're at war, apparently.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), Comedy Central Presents (2026), news & politics (229)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,907

Patton Oswalt - Dave Burbank

Dave Burbank founds Burbank.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), gay/homosexual (307), news & politics (229)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 1,691

Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets

If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), ethnic (797)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 8,706

Patton Oswalt - Porn Spam

Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), sex (1059), TV (407)

Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 12,531

Patton Oswalt - Reality

Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (34), food (584), money (521)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 4,572

Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq

The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2026), money (521)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 1,492

Christopher Titus - Black People and White People

Christopher found out that white people are the reason blacks and whites don't get along.

Tags: Christopher Titus (20), ethnic (797), news & politics (229)

Posted: 03/17/07
Views: 7,295

Greg Giraldo - The Olympics

If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (43), sports (252), news & politics (229)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,832

Arj Barker - Irish Soap

Ireland is not like the soap commercials.

Tags: Arj Barker (28), imitations (848), travel (267)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 9,231

 
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