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Patrick Borelli: Why People Think You're Gay
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Usually when people think you're
gay, it's because the way you dress or talk or the way you're really into house music. And I don't do any of those things. For me, it's like I put one Ben Affleck poster in my bedroom, and everyone starts talking.
Doug Benson - Movie Quotes
Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 5,359
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
Tammy Pescatelli - This Old Ho
Whatever happened to class?
Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 3,515
David Alan Grier - Honey Bunnies
A lot of people think it's easy to date younger women.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,407
Stephen Lynch - Hermaphrodite
Stephen sings about his experience with a hermaphrodite.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 7,100
Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One
Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,165
Nick Griffin - Fake Breasts
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,590
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
Tags: Patrick Borelli (2), Premium Blend (750), dating (656)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 675
Tom Rhodes - The Condom Generation
These days, casual sex leads to a day of praying and scrubbing.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 552
Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bag Lady
Bag ladies can be very sexy.
Tags: Otis Lee Crenshaw (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/17/03
Views: 1,942
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