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When you're really in love,
you feel like you're the only two people in the world. When you first start dating, and you're like, 'This person's incredible,' and you stop calling your friends -- that's the best feeling in the world. And I've been so lucky to feel like that for the past six weeks, but what's weird is that I'm not dating anyone.
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 755
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 7,420
Carol Siskind - Dating
Women perceive time differently than men.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 762
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
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Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,607
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
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Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 400
Todd Barry - Hero Stories
Todd Barry isn't one for hero stories.
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Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 2,314
Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,848
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
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Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,110
John Heffron - Dancing
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,768
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