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Patrick Borelli: First Start Dating Feeling
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When you're really in love, you feel like you're the only two people in the world. When you first start dating, and you're like, 'This person's incredible,' and you stop calling your friends -- that's the best feeling in the world. And I've been so lucky to feel like that for the past six weeks, but what's weird is that I'm not dating anyone.
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Posted: 11/22/02

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