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You ever notice when you
shoot someone with a gun, they do two things that are really annoying? It's true. They tell you that you shot them, over and over again -- I hate that -- and then they tell you where you shot them, over and over again. They're like, 'You shot my shoulder! I can't believe you shot my shoulder! My shoulder's been hit!' And I'm like, 'That's where I was aiming.'
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 675
Patrick Borelli - Enormous Homeless Man
There's not much that can be done when a 6'5" homeless man starts peeing on a subway door.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 632
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,395
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,968
Russ Meneve - Walkie-Talkie Phones
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,234
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
Bobcat Goldthwait is all for hunter's having guns.
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Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 971
Katt Williams - White Friends
Go out and get yourself some white friends.
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Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 53,931
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
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Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,729
Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,615
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 314
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