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Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
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I like to buy a
four-pack of toilet paper every time I shop, just so I can ask the clerk this judgment question: 'Would you say I got the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries I bought?'
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 898
Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend
It's very difficult for a guy to get the words "girl" and "friend" together.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 326
J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store
J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (641), food (550)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 694
Sean Conroy - Nicknames
Nicknames are never sincere.
Tags: Sean Conroy (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,207
Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (550), driving (270)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,097
Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,320
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,639
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), work/office (359)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 737
Harland Williams - Everybody Farts
Harland unifies the audience with a poem.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 481
Chris Zito - ThighMaster
Chris is the thigh master.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), food (550), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 516
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