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Pat Hazell Jokes
Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
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I like to buy a four-pack of toilet paper every time I shop, just so I can ask the clerk this judgment question: 'Would you say I got the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries I bought?'
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See Pat Hazell Tell It » Pat Hazell - Grocery Store No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Filed Under: food (447),  poop & pee (228),  shopping (154)
Posted: 05/30/94

Pat Hazell - Grocery Store

No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.

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Posted: 05/30/94
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Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (1155), imitations (847)

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Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (831), food (719)

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