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Pat Hazell: Four-Pack of Toilet Paper
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I like to buy a
four-pack of toilet paper every time I shop, just so I can ask the clerk this judgment question: 'Would you say I got the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries I bought?'
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (804), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797
Pat Hazell - Girl and Friend
It's very difficult for a guy to get the words "girl" and "friend" together.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 261
Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), driving (296)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 668
J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store
J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 602
Sean Conroy - Nicknames
Nicknames are never sincere.
Tags: Sean Conroy (2), food (804), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 650
Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (804), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,018
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,019
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 305
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,426
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 679
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