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Pat Dixon: Engagement
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I think the best part
of any relationship is the engagement because you're like, 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but not yet.'
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
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Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 4,117
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,831
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
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Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,285
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
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Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,069
Bert Kreischer - Twelve Words
Twelve words that work every time.
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Posted: 02/08/09
Views: 21,336
Greg Warren - Looking Married
Greg's gonna make up stuff about his life, so his married friends feel better.
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Posted: 03/06/09
Views: 10,933
Kevin Nealon - Miss Always Right
Kevin Nealon discusses marriage.
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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,852
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,754
Kevin Meaney - Snoring
Kevin Meaney's wife hates it when he snores.
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Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 2,601
