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Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her. "I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection."
Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.
The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!"
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,225
Tony Daro - Sexual Peak
Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
Tags: Tony Daro (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,099
Jo Koy - Mother's Day
Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 9,145
Jacob Sirof - Kids
Kids can be selfish.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 881
Gabriel Iglesias - Kids Discovering Late Night TV
Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), impressions (304)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 90,557
Rene Hicks - Celibacy
Vegetarians and celibates go together well.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 782
Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids
It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.
Tags: Charlie Grandy (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 271
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671
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