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Pam Matteson: My Father's Brag
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He was a cop for
20 years, and he was always bragging: 'You know, I was only shot in the arm once.' Well, according to my mom, she said, 'If I would've aimed better, I would have gotten him in the head, the son of a bitch.'
Kevin Hart - Fist Fight
Kevin is a grown, little man.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 22,655
Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac
Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 590
Willie Barcena - Disciplining Your Kids
Willie and his wife play good cop/bad cop with their kids.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 16,724
Craig Anton - Marriage
Craig does not want to get married.
Tags: Craig Anton (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 384
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), kids (841), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 852
Jeff Garcia - Cool Grandma
Jeff's grandma divorced her husband after 60 years of marriage.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,630
Pam Matteson - Parents
Pam's mother is not from this country; she's from Brooklyn.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 190
Wendy Liebman - Weddings
Try to not get your dress dirty because you can wear it trick-or-treating.
Tags: Wendy Liebman (10), family (667), marriage (581)
Posted: 04/21/98
Views: 1,210
Eddie Gossling - Toilet Papering
Toilet papering never gets old.
Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 690
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
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