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I'm getting married to a
very successful car salesman. I'm so excited. I know you've been staring at my ring. Isn't it fabulous? He sold it to me.
Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac
Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 590
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,767
Pam Matteson - Women
Being a bitch is an art form.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 612
Pam Matteson - Brooklyn
People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), imitations (772), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 463
Pam Matteson - Parents
Pam's mother is not from this country; she's from Brooklyn.
Tags: Pam Matteson (4), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 190
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,761
Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), Barack Obama (971)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,982
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
Arj Barker - Wells Fargo
Citibank does not know how to spell "city."
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,440
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