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I guess you're all wondering, 'What did you do, Pam, before you were a stand-up?' I was a slut.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Pam Matteson - Parents

Pam's mother is not from this country; she's from Brooklyn.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), sex (1283), family (667)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 190

Pam Matteson - Women

Being a bitch is an art form.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 612

Pam Matteson - Hypochondriac

Narcolepsy is a comic's biggest fear.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 588

Pam Matteson - Brooklyn

People from Brooklyn don't censor themselves.

Tags: Pam Matteson (4), imitations (772), New York City (602)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 465

Andrew Norelli - Giving Up

Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?

Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1283), work/office (398)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 687

Judy Gold - Jobs

You've got to love your job to be happy in life.

Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 321

Bob Oschack - Marriage Appreciation

Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.

Tags: Bob Oschack (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 826

Ben Bailey - Strip Club

Hiding a visit to the strip club from your wife may prove impossible.

Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 2,718

Doug Mellard - Bad Ass Cub Scout

Doug is a tiny, tiny man.

Tags: Doug Mellard (3), sex (1283), parents (525)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 466

Ryan Stout - One-Armed Man

A one-armed man will fight for his arm rest.

Tags: Ryan Stout (4), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 833

 
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