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Owen Benjamin Jokes
Owen Benjamin: Public Restrooms for Guys
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It's not an enjoyable place. We get a urinal; we don't get real estate. It's a little, creepy urinal, right? Ladies, you know what it feels like in the elevator when you're in complete silence with a bunch of strangers? Now put your penis in your hand.
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See Owen Benjamin Tell It » Owen Benjamin - Public Restrooms for Guys Men don't compliment each other in the bathroom.
Filed Under: men/women (1833),  poop & pee (228),  Owen Benjamin (3)
Posted: 02/26/10

Owen Benjamin - Public Restrooms for Guys

Men don't compliment each other in the bathroom.

Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,218

Owen Benjamin - Relationships Are Work

The biggest thing about a relationship is the ability to fight.

Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 45,405

Owen Benjamin - South Beach Comedy Festival 2010

Julio Iglesias likes to make them laugh before they make love, and his band likes to trick white boys.

Tags: South Beach Comedy Festival (60), Owen Benjamin (25)

Posted: 01/31/10
Views: 10,045

Owen Benjamin - Mistaken for Famous

Owen Benjamin always finds New York interesting, especially when random people ask for his autograph.

Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172),

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 9,099

Owen Benjamin - The Breakup Song

Owen Benjamin sings "The Breakup Song," about what a guy really wants to say to a woman.

Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 29,906

Owen Benjamin - Spontaneity

Owen Benjamin pushed his girlfriend in the pool as a sign of spontaneity.

Tags: Owen Benjamin (25), Comedy Central Presents (2172), masturbation (57)

Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 23,891

Tommy Davidson - Gym

Women can't fart in front of men.

Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 4,491

Dan Cronin - Skorts

Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.

Tags: Dan Cronin (2), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 617

Ron Richards - Men's Room

The latches are always broken in the men's room.

Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (1155), Two Drink Minimum (290)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,735

Piers vs. Cooper

Jordan and Owen got worked up about whether Piers Morgan or Anderson Cooper would win a fight.

Tags: Jordan Rubin (26), Owen Benjamin (25)

Posted: 09/27/11
Views: 239