Ophira Eisenberg Jokes
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Ophira Eisenberg: Money to the Homeless
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I have no money. I'm
terrible with money. I always give money to people on the street. I passed by this homeless guy, and he was out there calling out to everyone, trying to get everyone to give him money. And he's doing this, he's going, 'Give money to the homeless. Give money to the homeless 'cause you don't know, one day it might be you.' And I was like, 'Oh my God.' And I was about to give him some change, and then I was like, 'Maybe I should hang on to this.'
Ophira Eisenberg - Being Homeless
Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 466
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), money (865), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141
Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down
If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (865), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 252
Don Friesen - Home Ownership
This is a good time to buy a home? Is the American Dream to wait for someone to fail and swoop in?
Tags: Don Friesen (1), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 29
TJ Miller - Money Shots
I always give change to the homeless.
Tags: money (865), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,396
Joey Kola - Never Angry
Joey's son can't have a cookie for breakfast, but he can have waffles and whipped cream.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 863
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 12,725
Jackie Kashian - Selling Crap
Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,138
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