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Ophira Eisenberg: Man With a Van
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I just moved. I had
my first experience with a man with a van. I forgot to ask him how much it was gonna cost, so he shows up and I'm like, 'Oh my God, how much is this gonna cost?' He's like, 'I don't know. What's it worth to you?' I'm like, 'What?' He's like, 'Yeah, let's negotiate.' So I was like, 'Alright, $50 bucks.' And he goes, '$60 and a date.' And I was like, '$70.'
Ophira Eisenberg - Being Homeless
Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 444
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 12,602
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,257
Mike Lucas - Living With Someone
It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 303
Kevin Meaney - Losing the House
Kevin's mother was always worried about losing the house.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 526
Bill Kirchenbauer - Moving
Bill has to pay a sewer bill in his new township.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 140
Pete Lee - Materialism
Pete Lee's girlfriend is materialistic.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,983
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 338
Barry Diamond - Four Hundred Down
If you think your home is expensive, check out Barry's mortgage.
Tags: Barry Diamond (2), money (852), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 231
Karen Addison - Dating
Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
Tags: Karen Addison (2), men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,913
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