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I have a roommate who's
very young -- much younger than me, 20 years old -- and she said one thing to me that I was like, 'Oh my God, you are so young.' Right when I moved in, she went, 'Listen, I don't like when people party around me, OK? So, I just need to know, are you someone that likes to party?' I was like, 'Oh my God. Do I like to party? Well, if you consider nursing a Grey Goose while responding to e-mail "partying," then yes. There's a shindig every night at Chez Ophira.'
Ophira Eisenberg - Being Homeless
Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), money (852), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 443
Ben Bailey - New Apartment
Ben has a small new apartment.
Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 7,929
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1269), alcohol (489)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,223
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), The A-List (491), alcohol (489)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 828
Carol Leifer - Times Square
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 79
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,505
Brian Kiley - Teachers
Brian has a secret crush on his wife's aerobics instructor.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 642
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're fifty, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (16), men/women (987), music (710)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 838
Lois Bromfield - Old Hooker's Hair
Lois has old hooker's hair.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), The A-List (491), alcohol (489)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 727
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (489)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,088
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