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Ophira Eisenberg: Do You Like to Party
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I have a roommate who's
very young -- much younger than me, 20 years old -- and she said one thing to me that I was like, 'Oh my God, you are so young.' Right when I moved in, she went, 'Listen, I don't like when people party around me, OK? So, I just need to know, are you someone that likes to party?' I was like, 'Oh my God. Do I like to party? Well, if you consider nursing a Grey Goose while responding to e-mail "partying," then yes. There's a shindig every night at Chez Ophira.'
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Who knows? Maybe someday you'll be homeless.
Tags: Ophira Eisenberg (1), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 466
Ben Bailey - New Apartment
Ben has a small new apartment.
Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 8,046
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,239
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 851
Carol Leifer - Times Square
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 82
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,709
Brian Kiley - Teachers
Brian has a secret crush on his wife's aerobics instructor.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 653
Kevin Nealon - Self Improvement
Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.
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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,322
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,107
Clinton Jackson - Penny Slots
In Las Vegas now, you can gamble with only a penny.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 569
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