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Norm MacDonald: Valuables
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I want you to buy
this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.
Norm Macdonald - Pit Bulls
It's hard to get a dog to fetch your slippers when it knows it could kill you.
Tags: Norm Macdonald (17), animals (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,529
Norm Macdonald - Game Shows
The prize on "The Dating Game" is another contestant.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 6,531
Jim Breuer - The Goat Guy
The only thing anyone knows about Jim Breuer is his goat imitation.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 6,570
Norm Macdonald - Fight Your Dog
You don't want a dog that could kill you in a fight.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,649
Norm Macdonald - TV
Norm hates commercials.
Tags: Norm Macdonald (17), animals (540), TV (469)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 5,702
Norm Macdonald - The 12 Days of Christmas
Norm Macdonald is overwhelmed with gifts in this animated clip.
Tags: Norm Macdonald (17), dating (786), animals (540)
Posted: 06/01/11
Views: 11,320
The Amazing Johnathan - Three Questions
Audience member Paul must answer three questions.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/24/01
Views: 4,952
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,356
Jeremy Schachter - Cockroaches and Mice
A couch is just another thing for mice to hide behind.
Tags: Jeremy Schachter (1), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 6,025
John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 41,756
