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Nick Swardson: Video Games of the Future
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We'll be explaining our video games, and they'll be playing some futuristic fighting game. And we'll be like, 'When I was your age, we had a game with a yellow circle, and it ate dots and fruit, and then it would be chased by ghosts.'
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Posted: 04/06/06

Nick Swardson - Kids Love Pokemon

Talking about Pokemon can be compared to talking about bathroom products.

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Posted: 04/06/06
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Nick Swardson - Old Video Games

Older video games must sound crazy to kids today.

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Nick Swardson - Ninjas

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You don't know what kids are doing on their computers these days.

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