Nick Swardson Jokes
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Nick Swardson: Third Grade Fight
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Last fight I was in
was in, like, third grade, and that doesn't count 'cause it's like, 'You smell poop? It's over, dude! It's over!'
Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall
An ape couldn't walk into your house and study you.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), animals (791), TV (543)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 21,873
Nick Swardson - Occupations
Vanna White got the best job ever.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,988
Nick Swardson - Ninjas
Wouldn't it be a cool world if everybody had to become the very first thing they ever wanted to be?
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), kids (841), storyteller (263)
Posted: 10/11/09
Views: 1,059
Nick Swardson - Kids Love Pokemon
Talking about Pokemon can be compared to talking about bathroom products.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,283
Nick Swardson - Old Video Games
Older video games must sound crazy to kids today.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 39,145
Nick Swardson - Bad Stories
Nick always tells "you had to be there" stories.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 11,160
Nick Swardson - Bar Fight
Nick Swardson is just trying to avoid a fight.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 12,468
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (841), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,762
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,427
Joey Kola - A Fart is...
A fart is comedy from God.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 905
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