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So, then what I try
to do to try to save the story is I embellish it at the end to make it a good story. But I do it too much, so it's not believable. You know, I'll be like, 'You should have been there Saturday. Me and Steve were at the bar; we were so hammered. This guy came up and he was really drunk, and he was like, 'Hey, do you know where the bathrooms are?' And Steve was like, 'No,' and so the guy made this face at Steve -- this really weird face, so -- so Steve f**king stabbed him.
Nick Swardson - Bad Stories
Nick always tells "you had to be there" stories.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 11,160
Nick Swardson - Bar Fight
Nick Swardson is just trying to avoid a fight.
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Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 12,468
DVD Exclusive- Nick Swardson - Breathalyzer From Mom
Nick Swardson's mom gave him a breathalyzer to make him more responsible.
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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 19,527
Greer Barnes - Marijuana
Alcohol makes you more violent than marijuana.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 5,441
Nick Swardson - Drunk Chicks
Drunk chicks always start out so cocky, but eventually you get the drunk chick spiral.
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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 36,287
Nick Swardson - Best Party Text Ever
Any party text that starts out "Dude dot dot dot" you know is off to a good start.
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Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 17,562
Nick Swardson - Magical Friend
Nick can't compete with his magician friend.
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Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 10,072
Nick Swardson - 80s Parties
Girls love 80s parties so much they'll go to any 80s party anytime. Even if it's being thrown by a terrorist.
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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 78,093
Nick Swardson - Drinking
Drinking makes you so chill about life's trials and actually makes fast food taste awesome.
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Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 10,943
Nick Swardson - Alcohol Poisoning
Alcohol poisoning isn't fun, but trying to explain what happened to someone else is.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), alcohol (496), observational (334)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 16,954
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