Guys have no energy after sex.
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
Nick has fond adolescent memories of Maureen McCormick.
Nick DiPaolo doesn't see many terrorists coming out of St. Bart's.
A Catholic priest told Nick how to live with a woman.
Nick was not shocked when the pope died.
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
