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2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
Tags: Lewis Black (318), wars (463),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 5,403
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (318), George W. Bush (2037),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 33,998
Al Jackson - Barack Obama
Who's saying Obama isn't black enough?
Tags: Al Jackson (9), Barack Obama (963), news & politics (229)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 8,285
Daniel Tosh - Hot For Teacher
Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), school (254), news & politics (229)
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 143,195
PolitiBits: Change, or More of the Same?
Politics: no matter how you shuffle the deck, it's always the same card.
Tags: Indecision (1362), news & politics (229)
PolitiBits - Jo Koy
There is nothing about politics that I know. I live in America.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Barack Obama (963), Indecision 2008 (640)
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
Tags: Anthony Griffith (5), Premium Blend (750), family (664)
Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 712
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