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Clinton Jackson - Practical Yoda
Clinton Jackson found the new "Star Wars" movie a little silly.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), movies (559), death (318)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 711
Steve Byrne - Psycho
Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (559)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,173
Dan Cummins - Unhappy Father's Day
Dan writes greeting cards.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), animals (791), parents (525)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 3,774
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 714
David Feldman - JFK vs. Elvis
David compares the deaths of JFK and Elvis.
Tags: David Feldman (14), marriage (581), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
Steve Marmel - John F. Kennedy Jr.
Every time a Kennedy dies, a comic gets his wings.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 204
Robert Hawkins - In the Army
Apparently, an education is required to join the Air Force.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 435
Kristian Vallee - Everything's Gay
14-year-olds think everything is gay.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,007
Johnny Steele - Drive-Up Window
Imagine trying to explain a drive-up window to someone from a third world country.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), TV (543), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
Tags: David Feldman (14), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 111
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