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Paul Mercurio: Finding Bin Laden
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Why can't we find Bin
Laden? We're the most sophisticated -- let me back up -- he's six' eight''. He's six' eight''! Can't somebody just stand on a stool and go, 'Oh yeah. There he is. I see him. He's right there -- the guy with the eight-foot turban, the 12-foot beard and the video crew.'
Paul Mecurio - War on Terror
Black men have moved up the food chain.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,553
Paul Mecurio - North Korea
We shouldn't worry that North Korea has the bomb.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 719
Paul Mecurio - The State of the World
This is a great time to be a black man.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), ethnic (814), wars (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 1,200
D.L. Hughley - Iraq War
You're not a coward when you stay in the car you know is going to blow up.
Tags: Iraq (1073), wars (467)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,918
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 411
Lowell Sanders - Terrorism
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), Premium Blend (750), family (667)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 414
Lizz Winstead - Terrorist Attacks
Lizz Winstead refuses to fear terrorist attacks.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 656
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,118
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