Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
No one will hurt a man peeing in his own mouth.
Florida has a bigger peninsula than Maine.
People deal with trauma differently.
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.
Russ would be the worst POW.
Nobody really wants to be married.

