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Mike Yard: If You See Something, Say Something
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If you see a terrorist on a train about to blow themselves up, you have to go up to them and say, 'Hey! Stop it.'
Filed Under: news & politics (616),  city (225),  terrorism (51)
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Posted: 07/27/06

Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior

Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (602), terrorism (439)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,627

Lewis Black - Homeland Security

Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621

Mike Yard - Arguing Strategies

Mike Yard breaks down the different arguing strategies for men and women.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 2,355

Mike Yard - Shallow Friendships

Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (1003), observational (334)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,890

Lewis Black - Surviving

People deal with trauma differently.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917

Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats

Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288

Bill Burr - Rednecks

Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,120

Dwayne Kennedy - Cowards

Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.

Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 294

Dan Rosen - Cockroaches

A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (791)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 172

 
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