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Mike Dugan: On Abortion
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Everyone's got their own beliefs on this. It's America; you're entitled to your belief. My belief is that life begins when you start minding your own business.
Filed Under: news & politics (616),  religion (507),  America (72)
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Posted: 02/24/92

Aron Kader - Roman Numerals

Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'

Tags: Aron Kader (1), ethnic (814), religion (776)

Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 652

Eddie Sarfaty - Gay Marriage

Gay marriage is actually helpful for America.

Tags: Eddie Sarfaty (2), sex (1283), religion (776)

Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 522

Patton Oswalt - War

We're at war, apparently.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 957

Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621

Jim Norton - Muslim Woman

A Muslim woman wants to wear her veil in her driver's license photo.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), religion (776), America (446)

Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,066

Larry Amoros - Gays in Government

There are much easier ways to find gays in the military than to spend $27 million.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), gay/homosexual (633), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572

Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie

Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (446), impressions (304)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 690

Greg Giraldo - The Olympics

If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sports (631), America (446)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,831

Russ Meneve - International Relations

The world hates America.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), America (446), violence (304)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 830

Jonathan Solomon - Our Leaders

If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), economy (499), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 263

 
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