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They're giving us terrorist alerts
that are three years old. How stupid do they think we are? How much are they gonna try to scare us with crap for information? This is what you're gonna hear the day before election day: 'We've just received information that a group calling itself the Green Mountain Boys are planning an attack on the British garrison at Fort Ticonderoga. Be vigilant.'
Lizz Winstead - Terrorist Attacks
Lizz Winstead refuses to fear terrorist attacks.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 656
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 629
Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives
What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 837
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 411
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,120
Donnell Rawlings - War Zone
Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.
Tags: Donnell Rawlings (2), Iraq (1073), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,814
Lowell Sanders - Terrorism
Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.
Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), Premium Blend (750), family (667)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 414
D.L. Hughley - Iraq War
You're not a coward when you stay in the car you know is going to blow up.
Tags: Iraq (1073), wars (467)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,919
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