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Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
Answer - A competent liberal President.
Question - Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?
Answer - Mace.
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.
Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), wars (467),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 5,574
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,131
Al Jackson - Barack Obama
Who's saying Obama isn't black enough?
Tags: Al Jackson (11), Barack Obama (971), news & politics (229)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 8,299
Daniel Tosh - Hot For Teacher
Okay, so I was home schooled. Valid point.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), school (258), news & politics (229)
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 144,312
PolitiBits: Change, or More of the Same?
Politics: no matter how you shuffle the deck, it's always the same card.
Tags: Indecision (1359), news & politics (229)
PolitiBits - Jo Koy
There is nothing about politics that I know. I live in America.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Barack Obama (971), Indecision 2008 (638)
Clinton Jackson - Practical Yoda
Clinton Jackson found the new "Star Wars" movie a little silly.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), movies (559), death (318)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 713
