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I believe that every paper
in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand it. It has to be that way. What about a headline like this: 'Hippo Eats Dwarf'? How good is that? You read that headline, and you immediately close the paper and say, 'Wow, it's gonna be a great day.'
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Lewis Black - Energy
This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.
Tags: America (446), technology (348)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 933
Lewis Black - Lewis for President
America has done fine without a leader.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 357
Lewis Black - The Next President
"Tipper" is not a proper woman's name.
Tags: George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 1,022
Lewis Black - Democracy Stinks
Ross Perot looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), elections (636)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 14,701
Lewis Black - Veterans Administration
The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.
Tags: George W. Bush (2037), health (976)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,478
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 890
Lewis Black - Weathermen
We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.
Tags: money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 3,068
Lewis Black - Hippo Eats Dwarf
These are not fun times for our country.
Tags: animals (791), media (651)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,811
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