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Lewis Black: No Solar Energy
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We don't have solar energy because the sun goes away each day -- and doesn't tell you where it's going.
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Posted: 05/24/07

Lewis Black - Energy

This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.

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Posted: 05/24/07
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The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.

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That platypus is tasty.

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We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.

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These are not fun times for our country.

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