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Harland Williams: The al Qaedas Are Coming
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Have you heard the word,
friends? The al Qaedas are coming to get us. Every time you turn on the TV, there they are swinging on the monkey bars in their black bathrobes, somersaulting over that piece of wood. I'm afraid to go to the park in Home Depot.
Harland Williams - Customs
Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 779
Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 436
Harland Williams - More Government Secrets
Wrinkle cream doesn't work.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), government (230)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 407
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 915
Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie
Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (446), impressions (304)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 686
Harland Williams - Bags of Manure
There are cheaper ways to get manure.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), family (667), friends (312)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 329
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,437
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 620
Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior
Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.
Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (602), terrorism (439)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,627
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