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Harland Williams: Terror Alert
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I'm terrified. Every week, it's
a new terror alert. It's orange. It's green. It's yellow. Last week, it was like cranberry-cinnamon-butterscotch ripple.
Harland Williams - Customs
Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 779
Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), animals (791), government (230)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 439
Harland Williams - More Government Secrets
Wrinkle cream doesn't work.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), government (230)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 409
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 917
Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie
Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (446), impressions (304)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 688
Harland Williams - Bags of Manure
There are cheaper ways to get manure.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), family (667), friends (312)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 330
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,437
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 621
Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior
Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.
Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (602), terrorism (439)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,627
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