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You think they could stop putting these experts on the news with their doomsday scenarios of how the terrorists might attack us? Because you get the sense they're coming up with ideas that these people haven't thought of themselves.
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Posted: 04/01/04

Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

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Posted: 04/01/04
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Lewis Black - Homeland Security

Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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People deal with trauma differently.

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Posted: 04/21/02
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Posted: 05/19/02
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