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He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?''
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"
Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,128
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373
Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President
President George W. Bush knows it's over.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 522
Bill Burr - Rednecks
Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,120
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,246
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,783
Greg Giraldo - Global Warming is Real
The Bush administration doesn't care about the environment.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 473
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,846
Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War
Russ would be the worst POW.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,241
Lizz Winstead - The War in Iraq
The Bush administration's policies behind the Iraq war annoy Lizz Winstead.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 629
