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Q: What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.?

A: An intern with a chipped tooth.
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Posted: 12/01/08

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Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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North Koreans are so evil they have no color.

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Brian reads goodly.

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There is nothing about politics that I know. I live in America.

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