D.L. Hughley: Terror Alert Rainbow | D.L. Hughley | Jokes.com

DL Hughley Jokes
D.L. Hughley: Terror Alert Rainbow
Get another DL Hughley Joke »
They got the terror alert -- it's orange, it's yellow, it's red. Who the hell is protecting us -- Skittles?
Filed Under: news & politics (616),  wars (75),  terrorism (51)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 05/14/05

D.L. Hughley - 9/11

D.L. remembers what he was doing on 9/11.

Tags: Iraq (1073), wars (467)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 555

D.L. Hughley - Iraq War

You're not a coward when you stay in the car you know is going to blow up.

Tags: Iraq (1073), wars (467)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,919

Dan Rosen - Cockroaches

A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (791)

Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 172

Donnell Rawlings - War Zone

Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.

Tags: Donnell Rawlings (2), Iraq (1073), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 1,815

Lowell Sanders - Terrorism

Every day in Lowell Sanders' house was code orange.

Tags: Lowell Sanders (2), Premium Blend (750), family (667)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 414

Lewis Black - Surviving

People deal with trauma differently.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917

Lenny Clarke - Proud to be an American

Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.

Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 413

Bill Burr - Rednecks

Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 02/13/03
Views: 6,121

Lizz Winstead - Terrorist Attacks

Lizz Winstead refuses to fear terrorist attacks.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 656

D.L. Hughley - Flying

D.L. Hughley doesn't like flying.

Tags: Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)

Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 992

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?