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Carlos Mencia: Super-Fence
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You know what they said in California? I saw it on C-Span -- people we vote for -- this is what they said, 'I propose that we kick all of the illegal aliens out of this country. Then we build a super-fence so they can't get back in.' And I went, 'Um, who's gonna build it?'
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Posted: 03/11/06

Carlos Mencia - Middle Eastern Guy

America already has an atomic bomb and has used it -- twice.

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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,428

Carlos Mencia - The Drive-Thru

What do you Need?

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Posted: 03/13/06
Views: 31,014

Carlos Mencia - Beautiful Life

Life doesn't end with one big joke.

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Posted: 06/23/02
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Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies

For every race, there are different levels within it.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), culture (165)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 8,165

Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Sensitivity

You can't have feelings in America anymore.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 5,608

Carlos Mencia - Venting

Venting is good for your health.

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Posted: 06/23/02
Views: 2,654

Carlos Mencia - Castro District, San Francisco

San Francisco needs to name its neighborhoods properly.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 2,356

Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR

White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), sports (631)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,196

Earthquake - Don't Work With Mexicans

Mexicans make a brother look bad on the job.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 4,332

Carlos Mencia - Dog the Bounty Hunter

I'm not racist! I say racist things all the time!

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Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 67,863

 
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