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The ex-porn actor who pumped Greg Fitzsimmons' gas pulled the pump out early.

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Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 251

Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 779

Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.

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Posted: 01/31/08
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Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 915

Greg offers his interpretation of "Star Wars."

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Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 776

Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.

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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 686

Though there's no Martin Luther King or Malcolm X, there's at least Mr. T.

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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 960

For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.

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Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 374

It's time for a female president.

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Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,033

Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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