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Do you guys read your
horoscopes? I don't read them because I think they're flimflam. It seems to me what they do is they write them really broad and vague just so they can get as many people as they can to sort of relate to them. What I think they should do instead is write them really, really specific and just make a handful of people, like, freak out.
Jesse Popp - Specific Horoscopes
Edgar Allen Poe is alive and doing infomercials.
Tags: Jesse Popp (1), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/02
Views: 234
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 816
James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes
Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.
Tags: James Patterson (2), Premium Blend (750), culture (165)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631
Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline
If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), Premium Blend (750), TV (543)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,073
Russell Brand: DVD Exclusive - Reciprocal Altruism
Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.
Tags: Russell Brand (16), money (865), homeless (81)
Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 7,212
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,610
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487
Jake Johannsen - Colonic
Jake felt creepy and embarrassed after his colonic.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 509
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 443
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
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