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In the neighborhood where I
live, there's a fortune teller. I had never been there, so I decided that I was gonna go. It was such a scam. Lady had a crystal ball; she was predicting the most unamazing stuff: 'I see in your future a tall, dark man with big forehead.' I'm like, 'Uh, that's my reflection.'
D.C. Benny - Brooklyn
Whereas L.A. has old men doing tai chi in the park, Brooklyn has heroin addicts.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,053
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 817
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,530
D.C. Benny - I'm Gonna Cut You Good
Sometimes even one line can be too hard to remember during an audition.
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 4,137
D.C. Benny - Toilet Analysis
A New York super can spend an hour analyzing why a toilet broke.
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,563
D.C. Benny - Food in Italy
Italians are so passionate about their food.
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,849
D.C. Benny - New York City Subway
When they make the announcements, it's like they could be saying anything.
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 1,583
James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes
Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631
Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline
If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,073
Russell Brand: DVD Exclusive - Reciprocal Altruism
Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.
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Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 7,212
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