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I was at the mall
with my grandmother, and there were these two giant thugs in front of us. And one of them turns to the other and starts bragging about how, earlier in the week, he had robbed a convenience store and was stomping on the cashier's head. At this point, my grandmother turns to me and says loud enough for him to hear, 'We should report him.' That's when my quick wit and intellect kicks in, and I realize I need to make sure that he does not think that we are talking about him. So I turn to my grandmother, and I say, 'Bitch, I don't know you.'
Nathan Trenholm - Quick Wit
Nathan Trenholm uses his quick wit to keep him out of fights.
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 193
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
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Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,365
Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty
Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711
Danny Cohen - Angry Mother
Nobody else in Danny's household uses Ben-Gay.
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Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 245
Anthony Griffith - Vietnam
Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.
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Posted: 12/04/03
Views: 746
Michelle Biloon - My Lesbian Sister
Michelle Biloon is a sexual orientation Svengali.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 579
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
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Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 610
Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings
We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 196
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