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Myq Kaplan Jokes
Myq Kaplan: Myq Kaplan's Wife
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We have an open relationship. It is very open: it's a divorce. Nothing to be ashamed of. Fifty percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. That's one out of every two people. So, it's either going to be you or your wife.
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Posted: 04/30/10

Myq Kaplan - Religious Extremity

Myq Kaplan doesn't see a lot of half-human, half-bird creatures in the natural world.

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Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 13,358

Myq Kaplan - Laugh the Tears Away

In this uncertain economy, Myq Kaplan will not ask the audience personal questions.

Tags: Myq Kaplan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)

Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 8,772

Ralphie May - Wife

I am married. Pack up your vaginas and go home.

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Lisa Lampanelli: Hot Chocolate

Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

Tags: marriage (547), porn (83)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 21,586

Larry The Cable Guy - Marriage

Stacking the medicine cabinet

Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), marriage (547), blue collar (110)

Posted: 02/13/05
Views: 161,618

Joe Matarese - Ph.D

You can't quit dumb cold turkey.

Tags: Joe Matarese (2), Comedy Central Presents (2172), marriage (547)

Posted: 02/28/08
Views: 2,983

Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith

Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.

Tags: Mo Mandel (20), marriage (547), religion (404)

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 17,870

Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex

It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 16,107

Bill Dwyer - Life Insurance Policy

Bill Dwyer wonders if he or his wife will outlive the other.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), marriage (547)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 1,401